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[fuckingaqua]

i do what i want

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[fuckingaqua]

(( and from blomp ))

DAMN. Those claws don't even retract. We've got a full six inch talon situation. Sounds like someone didn't get to punch Church in the robot dick today.

[ghostthatlingers]

You know. I could aim this rifle right for you. In fact, I can even see you through the scope right now.

[fuckingaqua]

What, like RIGHT now right now?

[ghostthatlingers]

[She'll just. Fire a warning shot off to the side. Cutting it a little close, but that's how she rolls.]

So what was that about talons?

[fuckingaqua]

[ Well. Wouldn't be the first time an idiot in this canyon screamed "holy shit" about something, at least.

He really wants to be sarcastic, but he also doesn't want to get shot at again... this is such a complex moral dilemma. ]

How do you even text and scope at the same time??? That's either really badass or some serious freelancer trade bullshit

[ghostthatlingers]

[The magic of voice-to-text, Tucker. Pure magic. Not that she's telling.]

One of my many talents. Another involves ripping a man apart with my bare hands. I can come over and show you if you want.

[fuckingaqua]

Nah. If you wanna get that kind of up close and personal, try Caboose. I'm a lover, not a piece of tissue paper.

[ghostthatlingers]

You sure? It'd only take me a few minutes to get over there. We could even make it a game of hide-and-seek.

[fuckingaqua]

See, normally I'd totally love to get you alone. Some of my best lines work better one on one. But they also work even better when I'm alive.

Besides, Church died and came back as an even bigger asshole. What team wants to be the team full of dead assholes?

[ghostthatlingers]

Team full of dead, asshole idiots that can't shoot. I'd need a bigger paycheck to deal with that all day.

[fuckingaqua]

Sorry, this canyon's fresh out of massive freelancer funds. I could make some fake gold bricks out of dirt, but we only have blue paint.

[ghostthatlingers]

Says you. I still get my paychecks on time. Why do you think I'm still in this stupid place?